wauwatosa menus
Craft Cocktails
Crafty Cow Margarita
A Classic Lime Margarita w/ Cazadores Blanco, Triple Sec, Lime
Crafty Cow Old Fashioned
Our House Brandy Old Fashioned, Served Your Way
House Bloody Mary
Wheatly Vodka, House Bloody Mix, Modelito Chaser
Tequila Colada
Lunazul Anejo Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Liquor, Pineapple Juice, Coconut
Mango & Passionfruit Paloma
Cazadores Blanco Tequila, Mango, Passionfruit, Lime, Grapefruit
Blueberry Yuzu Whiskey Sour
Elijah Craig, Blueberry Liqueur, Yuzu Liqueur, Port Wine, Lemon
Blood Orange Gin & Tonic
Blue Coat Gin, Fruitful Blood Orange Liqueur, Lemon, Tonic
Heirloom Espresso Martini
Heirloom Vodka, Ethiopia Coffee Liqueur, Fresh Espresso
Pink Guava Cosmo
Ketel One Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, Pink Guava
Strawberry Daquiri Slush
Bacardi Quatro, Captain White Rum, Strawberry Purée, Lime
Pina Colada Slush
Bacardi Rum, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple, Coconut
Miami Vice Slush
A Layered Mix of Strawberry Daiquiri & Banana Pina Colada
Draft Beer
3 Sheeps Crafty Cow Lager
Copper Lager, 5%
Third Space Happy Place
American Pale Ale, 5.3%
Sippin Pretty
Acai, Guava & Elderberry Fruited Sour, 4.5%
Potosi
Czech Pilsner, 5.5%
Bell's Oberon Eclipse
Wheat American Pale, 6.3%
Third Space Pretty Good
American Amber, 5.5%
Three Floyds Zombie Dust
Undead Pale Ale, 6.5%
Great Lakes IPA
Indian Pale Ale, 6.5%
Downeast Cider
Seasonal Flavor, 5.1%
Seltzer and Cider
Cloudless Seltzer
Clearly Citrus, 5%
Topo Chico Seltzer
Strawberry Guava, 4.7%
Starcut Pulsar Cider
Dry Cider, 6.4%
Wild State Blood Orange Mimosa Cider
Blood Orange with a hint of strawberries, 5.9%
Wild State Raspberry Hibiscus CIder
Fresh-pressed apples, Raspberries, Hibiscus, 6.5%
Bottles & Cans
Bell's Hazy Hearted IPA
Fruity Hazy IPA, 7.5%
Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter
Porter, 5.6%
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Cream Ale 4.8%
Lakefront New Grist
Gluten-Free Pilsner, 5%
Enlightened Kettle Logic
American Amber Ale, 5.6%
Sweetwater 420
Pale Ale, 5.4%
Indeed Pistachio Cream Ale
Cream Ale, 5.5%
Third Space Frog Weiss
Fig, Orange, Raspberry, and Ginger flavored sour
Guinness
Irish Stout, 4.2%
3 Sheeps Fresh Coast
Juicy Pale Ale, 4.8%
Lion's Tail 90 Red
Vienna Red Lager (Tallboy), 4.7%
Corona
Modelo
Modelito
Pabst Blue RIbbon
Lager, 4.7%
Fred Smith
Lager, 4.4%
Hamm's
Lager, 4.7%
High Life
Lager, 4.6%
Miller Lite
Lager, 4.2%
Coors Light
Lager, 4.2%
Spotted Cow
Saison, 4.8%
Golden Spiral
Hefeweizen, 5.2%
N / A Cocktails & Beer
St. Ember Margarita
Little Saints St. Ember, Lime, OJ
Athletic Run Wild
Non-Alcoholic IPA
Athletic Golden Dawn
Non-Alcoholic Golden Ale
San Junipre Gin & Tonic
Great Lakes San Junipre, Lemon, Tonic
NA Heineken
Non Alcoholic Lager
Wines
White - Anjou Blanc
Warm Tropical Fruits, Touch of Oak
Red - Bordeaux Rouge
Hints of Cabernet Sauvignon & Merlot
Soft Drinks
Sprecher Root Beer
Sprecher Cream Soda
Sprecher Puma Kola
Sprecher Orange Dream
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs or unpasteurized milk may increase your risk of foodborne illness • Vegetarian = V
Seasonal Specials
Hot Honey Cheese Curds
Cheese Curds Tossed in Hot Honey Sauce, Served w/ Ranch
Fried Pickles
Battered & Fried Pickles served w/ Ranch & Chipotle Aioli
Hangover Smasher
Two Onion & Jalapeño Smash Patties, Cheddar Cheese, Fried Egg, & Chipotle Aioli
Dill Dip Chicken Sandwich
Fried Chicken Breast, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Dill Dip, Cornbread Bun
Cheese Curds
Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V)
Beer Battered Ellsworth Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds
Nuggets
Tossed in Any of Our Sauces: Nashville Hot, Kansas City BBQ, Garlic Parm, Korean BBQ, 414 Fire, MKE Lava
Nuggets
1/2 lb Hand Breaded Chicken Nuggets Tossed in Any of our Sauces
Munchies
Chicken Fried Pork Belly
Chicken Fried Fatty Pork Belly tossed in Korean BBQ, Served with Cheese Sauce & Chili Crisp
Elote Loaded Nachoes (V)
House Potato Chips, Pickled Red Onion, Corn & Poblano Pepper, Cheese Sauce, Salsa Roja, Cotija, Cilantro, Cilantro Lime Crema • Add Avocado +$3.00 | Add Jalapeños +$1.00 | Add Chipotle Chicken +$5.00 | Add Pulled Pork +$5.00
Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V)
Pretzel Bites Seasoned with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served with Cheese Sauce
Chips 'n' Dip (V)
House Chips, Caramelized French Onion Dip
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
3 Nashville Hot Chicken Bites Served on Hashbrown Waffle, Pickle, Roasted Corn & Poblano, Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
Craft Burgers
All Burgers Come w/ Side of Waffles | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Fried Onion Butter Burger
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Thick Cut Pork Belly, American, Caramelized Onion, Bone Marrow Butter, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it a Heart Attack - Add Side Cheese Sauce For Dipping +$2.00
Classic Cow
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, American, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it Cali Style - Add Bacon & Avocado +$5.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
Canadian Tuxedo
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Cheese Curds, Parmesan & Herb Aioli, Demi-Glace, Pickles, Caramelized Onion, Waffle Fries | Make it a Texas Tuxedo - Add Brisket +$4.50
Dirtiest Swiss
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Swiss Topped with Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion Parmesan & Herb Aioli | Make it a Filthy Swiss - Add Swiss & Demi Glace +$3.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
True Grit
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Cheddar Topped with Cheddar, Bacon, Battered Onion, Jalapeños, BBQ | Make it a Meatasaurus - Add Pulled Pork, White BBQ, Fried Egg +$6.00
An OK Burger
Two Oklahoma Onion Smashed Burger Patties, American Cheese, Pickles, Special Sauce
Vegan Smash
Impossible Burger Patty, Vegan Cheddar, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickle, Vegan Special Sauce
#COWOFTHEMOMENT
Ask Your Server About Our Rotating Burger Special
Substitute for an Impossible Burger Patty (V)
Fried Chicken
House Brined Chicken, Fried, & Served on Texas Toast with Pickles • Choose your Heat Level: Southern Fried | Nashville Hot | 414 Fire | MKE Lava
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Half Chicken Served with Slaw
all white +$5 | all breast +$7
Four Chicken Tenders with Fries
Chicken Sandwiches
All Chicken Sandwiches Come with Side of Waffle Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Classic Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Special Sauce, On a Cornbread Bun | Add Avocado +$2.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Fancy Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Broccoli & Snap Pea Slaw, Chipotle Aioli, Pickles, On a Cornbread Bun | Add American Cheese +$1.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
Fried Chicken Breast with Honey Butter & Pickles on a Buttermilk Biscuit | Can be made vegetarian
Substitute for Vegetarian Fried Chick'n (V)
Handhelds & Salads
Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps
Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ, Scallion, Cucumber, Carrot, Crunchy Romaine, Cilantro Lime Crema, Side of Chips | Make It Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +2
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Fried Chicken, Chopped Romaine, Chopped Tomato, Caesar, Parm, Tortilla Wrap served w/ Chips | Make It Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n | Ask For It As a Salad
Classic Fish Sandwich
Hand Breaded Pollock, Melty American Cheese, Broccoli Snap Pea Slaw, Tartar, Served w/ Waffle Fries
Crispy Chicken Salad
Fried Chicken Tenders, Savoy Spinach Salad Mix, Tomato, Red Onion, Cucumber, Avocado, Honey Dijon Dressing | Make it Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$2
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Southern Fried Boneless Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Served with Maple Syrup and Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00
Mac Big Bowl (V)
Smoked Creamy Cheddar Mac, Cavatappi Noodles • Add Fried Chicken or Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$4.00 | Add Chopped Tomato & Caramelized Onion +$3.00
Nashville Hot Ramen
House Made Chicken Broth, Noodles, Scallions, Egg, Soy Glazed Mushrooms, Roasted Corn & Poblano Pepper, Nashville Hot Chicken
Fish Fry
3 Pieces Hand Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Tartar Sauce, Lemon
Order Up Some Sides
Smoked Cheddar Mac & Cheese (V)
Snap Pea, Kale, Radish, Broccoli Slaw (V)
Buttermilk Biscuits with Honey Butter (V)
Side of Waffle Fries (V)
Side of Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff (V)
Kids
Must be 12 or Under to order | Sub Sweet Fries & Fluff +$2.00 | Sub Side of Fruit
Hamburger
Add Cheese +$1
Chicken Tenders
Two Tenders
Mac n Cheese (V)
Grilled Cheese (V)
Desserts
Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake
Two Buttermilk Biscuits, Strawberry Sauce, Fresh Strawberries, Whipped Cream
Funnel Cake Fries
Deep Fried Funnel Cake Fries, Powdered Sugar, Chocolate Ganache & Strawberry Sauce
Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake w/ a Blackberry Compote
Chocolate & Peanut Butter Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Cheesecake w/ Chocolate & Peanut Butter
Drinks
House Bloody
Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager
Bloody Maria
Jalapeño & Lime Tequila, House Bloody Mix, Lime, Jalapeño Stuffed Olive, Spicy Pickle, Tajin Rim, Served w/ Modelito Chaser
Smoked Bloody Mary
Our House Smoked Bloody Mary smoked in a mason jar, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chased of Company Brewing Fred Smith . Smoke Bloody for Two! Double the garnish, double the chaser, double the booze, double the fun!
Mimosa
Orange Juice, Champagne
Blueberry Lemonade Mimosa
Blueberry Liqueur, Lemon, Champagne
Strawberry Guava Mimosa
Guava Liqueur, Strawberry, Champagne
Pineapple Jalapeño Mimosa
Jalapeño Liqueur, Pineapple, Champagne
Beermosa
$8.00
Third Space Happy Place & Orange Juice
Bottomless Mimosas
$25.00
Endless Bubbly Orange & Pineapple Juices *Entree purchase required
Weekend Wake Up Service
$12.00
Hot Coffee, Shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Shot of Jim Beam, Whipped Cream
Munchables
Pancake Battered Curds
White Cheddar Curds Fried In Pancake Batter and Served with Maple Syrup
Pancake Battered Bacon
3 Strips of Bacon Dipped & Cooked in Pancake Batter Topped with Powdered Sugar Served with a side of Syrup
Handhelds
All Brunch Handhelds Served with a Cheesy Potatoes
Hot Boy
Double Decker Nashville Hot Chicken, Fried Egg, Sausage Gravy, Pickles on a Midwest Sad Biscuit
Classic Brunch Sammy
Two Eggs, Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, American Cheese, on a Midwest Sad Bun
So Cal Sunrise
Two Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Chipotle Aioli, Midwest Sad Bun
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Fried Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Side of Maple Syrup | Level Up! Add Fried Eggs, Sausage, Sausage Gravy +$5.00
Biscuits & Gravy
Two Midwest Sad Biscuits, House Made Sausage Gravy, Two Fried Eggs, Served with Cheesy Potatoes
Big Sloppy Brunch
Waffled Hash Browns, Ellsworth Cheese Curds, Fried Eggs, Sausage Gravy, Scallions
Cali Breakfast Burrito
Three Eggs, Waffled Hash Browns, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Corn & Poblano, Cilantro Crema, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Salsa Roja | Add Bacon +3
Strawberry & Chocolate Waffles
Fresh Strawberries, Chocolate Ganache, Belgian Waffles, Maple Syrup
Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict
Open Faced Midwest Sad Biscuit Topped w/ Tomato, Crispy Fatty Pork Belly, Fried Egg, Hollandaise, Chili Crisp, Served w/ Cheesy Potatoes
Southwest Breakfast Bowl
Two Fried Eggs, Breakfast Potatoes, Corn & Poblano Mix, Chopped Tomato, Cilantro, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Salsa Roja
Sides
Bacon (3)
Fried Eggs (2)
Cheesy Potatoes
Maple Sausage
Kids Brunch
Must Be 12 Or Under
Two Waffles
Two Eggs & Bacon
Two Eggs & Sausage
HAPPY HOUR
Every Single Day from 2 PM - 5 PM!
$3 Domestics & Tap
PBR TallBoy, Hamm's, Miller Lite, High Life, Coors Light, Third Space Happy Place, Crafty Cow Lager, Earth Rider Tap Shack
$6 Wine Pours
Single Wine Pours Rouge or Blanc
$6 Cocktails & Apps
Draft Old Fashioned, Draft Margarita, Cheese Curds, Everything Bagel Bites, Chips N Dip
$9 Sandwiches
Classic Cow Burger, Classic Chicken Sandwich, Vegan Smash Burger, Fish Sandwich
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
$6 Sandwich Night
Every Wednesday Night starting at 5 PM for dine in only.
$6 Smash Burger
Single Patty Oklahoma Onion Smash Burger, American Cheese.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
$6 Chicken Sandwich
Southern Fried Chicken, Pickles on a Cornbread Bun.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
Cheap Date Night
Every Thursday Starting at 4:30 PM | Dine In Only
Pick 1 Starter, 2 Entrees, 1 Dessert all for $39!
Starters
CHOOSE 1: Cheese Curds, Chips n Dip, Everything Bagel Pretzels, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
Entrees
CHOOSE 2: Classic Cow, Mac Big Bowl, Classic Chicken, Fancy Chicken, Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps, An OK Burger, Classic Fish Sandwich, Crispy Chicken Salad, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Vegan Smash Burger
Dessert
CHOOSE 1: Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake, Funnel Cake Fries | Upgrade to a Midwest Sad Cake or Cheesecake +$4
FRIDAY CHICKEN & FISH FRY
Every Friday, ALL DAY LONG!
(Dine In Only)
Fish Fry Plate
3 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Lemon, Tartar Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Chicken Fry Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Special Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Combo Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, 2 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Meal Deal
All Day Monday-Thursday for dine in only: $17 for an appetizer & entree w/ a side of waffle fries.
Appetizer Choice:
Cheese Curds, Pretzel Bites, or Chips N Dip
Entree Choice:
Classic Cow, Classic Chicken, Classic Fish, 3 Chicken Tenders, Chicken Caesar Wrap