wauwatosa menus
Draft Cocktails
Crafty Cow Margarita
A Classic Lime Margarita • Flavor Injections - Cranberry, Blood Orange, Pink Guava, Passion Fruit, Jalapeno, Pineapple +$1.00
Crafty Cow Old Fashioned
Our Central Standard Brandy Old Fashioned w/ Fig Liqueur
Blueberry Yuzu Sour
Elijah Craig Bourbon, Blueberry Liqueur, Yuzu Liqueur, Lemon
Anejo Old Fashioned
Lunazul Anejo, Smoked Jalapeno Liquer, Chocolate Bitters, Lime
Vanilla Mocha Espresso Martini
Wheatley Vodka, Smirnoff Vanilla, Good Land Coffee Liqueur, Creme De Cacao, Cold Brew
Rosemary & Guava Paloma
Cazadores Blanco, Guava Liquer, Rosemary Syrup, Lime, Grapefruit
Mezcal Mai Tai
Bacardi Rum, Peleton de la Muerte Mezcal, Oregat, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice
Apple Calling
$12.00
Wheatly Vodka, Brightonwood's Apple Brandy, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice
Frozen Drinks
Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri
Bacardi Quatro, Captain White Rum, Strawberry Purée, Lime Juice
Tropical Pina Colada
Bacardi Rum, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Juice
Miami Vice
A layered mix of our housemade Strawberry Daiquiri and Tropical Pina Colada
House Cocktails
Fresh Coast Shandy
Fresh Coast Pale Ale and Lemonade
Fresh Coast Blood Orange Shandy
Fresh Coast Pale Ale, Lemonade and Blood Orange Liqueur
Crafty Cow Bloody Mary
Our award-winning house recipe made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive & cheese curd. Served with a chaser of Fred Smith Lager
Blood Orange and Hibiscus Gin & Tonic
Tulchan Gin, Ramazotti Apertivo, Lemon juice, Blood Orange Liquer
Summer Crush!
Bacardi Rum, Prickly Pear Syrup, Lemon Juice, Tonic
Boiler Makers
"Give It a Lash"
Guinness, Shot of Shanky's Whip
High Class Low Life
Miller High Life, Shot of Buffalo Trace
Milwaukee Hello
PBR Tallboy, Shot of Tullamore Dew
Draft Beer
3 Sheeps Crafty Cow Lager
Copper Lager, 5%
3 Sheeps Wisconsinitis
$8.00
Cream Ale, 5.0%
Third Space Happy Place
American Pale Ale, 5.3%
Indeed Mexican Honey Light
Lager, 5.2%
Toppling Goliath Radiant Haze
Tropical IPA, 7%
Earth Rider Tap Shack
Caribbean Lager, 5.2%
Bell's Oberon
Citrus Wheat Ale, 5.8%
Third Space Frog Weiss
Fruited Sour , 5%
Bottles & Cans
Bell's Hazy Hearted IPA
Fruity Hazy IPA, 7.5%
Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter
Porter, 5.6%
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Cream Ale 4.8%
Lakefront New Grist
Gluten-Free Pilsner, 5%
Enlightened Kettle Logic
American Amber Ale, 5.6%
Sweetwater 420
Pale Ale, 5.4%
Indeed Pistachio Cream Ale
Cream Ale, 5.5%
Third Space Frog Weiss
Fig, Orange, Raspberry, and Ginger flavored sour
Guinness
Irish Stout, 4.2%
3 Sheeps Fresh Coast
Juicy Pale Ale, 4.8%
Lion's Tail 90 Red
Vienna Red Lager (Tallboy), 4.7%
Corona
Modelo
Modelito
Pabst Blue RIbbon
Lager, 4.7%
Fred Smith
Lager, 4.4%
Hamm's
Lager, 4.7%
High Life
Lager, 4.6%
Miller Lite
Lager, 4.2%
Coors Light
Lager, 4.2%
Spotted Cow
Saison, 4.8%
Golden Spiral
Hefeweizen, 5.2%
Seltzer and Cider
Cloudless Seltzer
Clearly Citrus, 5%
Topo Chico Seltzer
Strawberry Guava, 4.7%
Starcut Pulsar Cider
Dry Cider, 6.4%
Wild State Blood Orange Mimosa Cider
Blood Orange with a hint of strawberries, 5.9%
Wild State Raspberry Hibiscus CIder
Fresh-pressed apples, Raspberries, Hibiscus, 6.5%
Alto Infused Seltzer
Tropical Punch, 3mg THC / 5mg CBD
N / A Beers
Athletic Run Wild
Non-Alcoholic IPA
Athletic Golden Dawn
Non-Alcoholic Golden Ale
Riverwest Stein NA
Non-Alcoholic Amber
Wines
Archer Roose Malbec
Archer Roose Sauvignon Blanc
Archer Roose Rose
Soft Drinks
Sprecher Root Beer
Sprecher Cream Soda
Sprecher Puma Kola
Sprecher Orange Dream
Whiskey/Bourbons
Jameson
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
Tullamore Dew
Limousin Rye
Cask Strength
Old Forester 1920 Prohibition
Old Forester Rye
100 proof
Old Forester
Angel's Envy
Angel's Envy Rye
Knob Creek
Knob Creek Rye
Larceny
Woodinville
Finished in port casks
Driftless Glenn
Baraboo, WI
Evan Williams
Kilbeggan Rye Small batch
Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey
Kentucky Owl
Yellowstone Select
Crown Royal
Crown Royal Apple
Woodford Reserve
Jefferson's Ocean
Aged at Sea
Jefferson's
Nelson Bro's Reserve Bourbon
Colonel E.H. Taylor
Maker's Mark
Maker's Mark No.46
Four Roses
Small Batch
Four Roses
High West
Double Rye
Dareringer
Finished in sherry casks
Nelson's "Green Brier"
Handmade Sour Mash
Old Fitzgerald
Vodka/Gin
Titos
Ketle One
Hendricks
Tanqueray
Rehorst
Aviation
Rum/ Brandy
Bacardi
Captain Morgan
Drink Wisconsibly Brandy
Korbel
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs or unpasteurized milk may increase your risk of foodborne illness • Vegetarian = V
Seasonal Specials
Nashville Poutine
Waffle Fries, Chicken Gravy, Cheese Curds, Fried Chicken, Pickle Chips, Nashville Hot Sauce
Fried Pickles
Battered Dill Pickle Chips, Bacon, Carolina Gold, Ranch
Cheesehead Burger
1/3 lb Burger, American Cheese, Cheese Curds, Bacon, Dunked in our House Cheese Sauce served w/ Waffle Fries
Carolina Gold Chicken Sammy
Fried Chicken Breast, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Hot Pickles, Carolina Gold BBQ Sauce served w/ Waffle Fries
Apple Butter Pulled Pork
Pulled Pork, Carolina Gold BBQ Sauce, Pickles, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Apple Butter served w/ House Made Chips
Mushroom Quesadilla
Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Corn & Poblano, Pepper Jack, Smoked Cheddar, Pickled Onion, Cilantro, Cotija, Avocado, Cilantro Lime Crema, Salsa Roja
Cheese Curds
Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V)
Beer Battered Ellsworth Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds
Wings
Tossed in Any of Our Sauces: Nashville Hot, Kansas City BBQ, Garlic Parm, Korean BBQ, 414 Fire, MKE Lava
4 Whole Wings
1 lb
Munchies
Chicken Fried Pork Belly
Chicken Fried Fatty Pork Belly tossed in Korean BBQ, Served with Cheese Sauce & Chili Crisp
Elote Loaded Nachoes (V)
House Potato Chips, Pickled Red Onion, Corn & Poblano Pepper, Cheese Sauce, Salsa Roja, Cotija, Cilantro, Cilantro Lime Crema • Add Avocado +$3.00 | Add Jalapeños +$1.00 | Add Chipotle Chicken +$5.00 | Add Pulled Pork +$5.00
Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V)
Pretzel Bites Seasoned with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served with Beer Mustard & Cheese Sauce
Chips 'n' Dip (V)
House Chips, Caramelized French Onion Dip
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
3 Nashville Hot Chicken Bites Served on Hashbrown Waffle, Pickle, Roasted Corn & Poblano, Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
Craft Burgers
All Burgers Come w/ Side of Waffles | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Fried Onion Butter Burger
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Thick Cut Pork Belly, American, Caramelized Onion, Bone Marrow Butter, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it a Heart Attack - Add Side Cheese Sauce For Dipping +$2.00
Classic Cow
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, American, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it Cali Style - Add Bacon & Avocado +$5.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
Canadian Tuxedo
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Cheese Curds, Parmesan & Herb Aioli, Demi-Glace, Pickles, Caramelized Onion, Waffle Fries | Make it a Texas Tuxedo - Add Brisket +$4.50
Dirtiest Swiss
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Swiss Topped with Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion Parmesan & Herb Aioli | Make it a Filthy Swiss - Add Swiss & Demi Glace +$3.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
True Grit
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Cheddar Topped with Cheddar, Bacon, Battered Onion, Jalapeños, BBQ | Make it a Meatasaurus - Add Pulled Pork, White BBQ, Fried Egg +$6.00
An OK Burger
Two Oklahoma Onion Smashed Burger Patties, American Cheese, Pickles, Special Sauce
Vegan Smash
Two Vegan Smash Patties, Vegan Cheddar, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickle, Vegan Special Sauce
#COWOFTHEMOMENT
Ask Your Server About Our Rotating Burger Special
Substitute for a Vegan Smash Patty (V)
Fried Chicken
House Brined Chicken, Fried, & Served on Texas Toast with Pickles • Choose your Heat Level: Southern Fried | Nashville Hot | 414 Fire | MKE Lava
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Half Chicken Served with Slaw
all white +$5 | all breast +$7
Four Chicken Tenders with Fries
Chicken Sandwiches
All Chicken Sandwiches Come with Side of Waffle Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Classic Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Special Sauce, On a Cornbread Bun | Add Avocado +$2.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Fancy Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Broccoli & Snap Pea Slaw, Chipotle Aioli, Pickles, On a Cornbread Bun | Add American Cheese +$1.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
Fried Chicken Breast with Honey Butter & Pickles on a Buttermilk Biscuit | Can be made vegetarian
Substitute for Vegetarian Fried Chick'n (V)
Handhelds & Salads
Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps
Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ, Scallion, Cucumber, Carrot, Crunchy Romaine, Cilantro Lime Crema, Side of Chips | Make It Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +2
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Fried Chicken, Chopped Romaine, Chopped Tomato, Caesar, Parm, Tortilla Wrap served w/ Chips | Make It Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n | Ask For It As a Salad
Classic Fish Sandwich
Hand Breaded Pollock, Melty American Cheese, Broccoli Snap Pea Slaw, Tartar, Served w/ Waffle Fries
Crispy Chicken Salad
Fried Chicken Tenders, Savoy Spinach Salad Mix, Tomato, Red Onion, Cucumber, Avocado, Honey Dijon Dressing | Make it Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$2
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Southern Fried Boneless Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Served with Maple Syrup and Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00
Mac Big Bowl (V)
Smoked Creamy Cheddar Mac, Cavatappi Noodles • Add Fried Chicken or Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$4.00 | Add Chopped Tomato & Caramelized Onion +$3.00
Nashville Hot Ramen
House Made Chicken Broth, Noodles, Scallions, Egg, Soy Glazed Mushrooms, Roasted Corn & Poblano Pepper, Nashville Hot Chicken
Fish Fry
3 Pieces Hand Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Tartar Sauce, Lemon
Order Up Some Sides
Smoked Cheddar Mac & Cheese (V)
Snap Pea, Kale, Radish, Broccoli Slaw (V)
Buttermilk Biscuits with Honey Butter (V)
Side of Waffle Fries (V)
Side of Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff (V)
Kids
Must be 12 or Under to order | Sub Sweet Fries & Fluff +$2.00 | Sub Side of Fruit
Hamburger
Add Cheese +$1
Chicken Tenders
Two Tenders
Mac n Cheese (V)
Grilled Cheese (V)
Desserts
Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake
Two Buttermilk Biscuits, Strawberry Sauce, Fresh Strawberries, Whipped Cream
Funnel Cake Fries
Deep Fried Funnel Cake Fries, Powdered Sugar, Chocolate Ganache & Strawberry Sauce
Chocolate Mousse & Strawberries
Midwest Sad Chocolate Mousse w/ Fresh Strawberries
Sugar Plum Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Plum & Vanilla Bean Cheesecake, Gingerbread Crust, Candied Plums
Champagne Cake
Midwest Sad Vanilla Bean Cake, Champagne Simple Syrup, Vanilla Bean Buttercream, Raspberry Coulis
Drinks
House Bloody
Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager
Bloody Maria
Jalapeño & Lime Tequila, House Bloody Mix, Lime, Jalapeño Stuffed Olive, Spicy Pickle, Tajin Rim, Served w/ Modelito Chaser
Smoked Bloody Mary
Our House Smoked Bloody Mary smoked in a mason jar, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chased of Company Brewing Fred Smith . Smoke Bloody for Two! Double the garnish, double the chaser, double the booze, double the fun!
Mimosa
Orange Juice, Champagne
Blueberry Lemonade Mimosa
Blueberry Liqueur, Lemon, Champagne
Strawberry Guava Mimosa
Guava Liqueur, Strawberry, Champagne
Pineapple Jalapeño Mimosa
Jalapeño Liqueur, Pineapple, Champagne
Beermosa
$8.00
Third Space Happy Place & Orange Juice
Bottomless Mimosas
$25.00
Endless Bubbly Orange & Pineapple Juices *Entree purchase required
Weekend Wake Up Service
$12.00
Hot Coffee, Shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Shot of Jim Beam, Whipped Cream
Munchables
Pancake Battered Curds
White Cheddar Curds Fried In Pancake Batter and Served with Maple Syrup
Pancake Battered Bacon
3 Strips of Bacon Dipped & Cooked in Pancake Batter Topped with Powdered Sugar Served with a side of Syrup
Handhelds
All Brunch Handhelds Served with a Cheesy Potatoes
Hot Boy
Double Decker Nashville Hot Chicken, Fried Egg, Sausage Gravy, Pickles on a Midwest Sad Biscuit
Classic Brunch Sammy
Two Eggs, Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, American Cheese, on a Midwest Sad Bun
So Cal Sunrise
Two Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Chipotle Aioli, Midwest Sad Bun
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Fried Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Side of Maple Syrup | Level Up! Add Fried Eggs, Sausage, Sausage Gravy +$5.00
Biscuits & Gravy
Two Midwest Sad Biscuits, House Made Sausage Gravy, Two Fried Eggs, Served with Cheesy Potatoes
Big Sloppy Brunch
Waffled Hash Browns, Ellsworth Cheese Curds, Fried Eggs, Sausage Gravy, Scallions
Cali Breakfast Burrito
Three Eggs, Waffled Hash Browns, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Corn & Poblano, Cilantro Crema, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Salsa Roja | Add Bacon +3
Strawberry & Chocolate Waffles
Fresh Strawberries, Chocolate Ganache, Belgian Waffles, Maple Syrup
Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict
Open Faced Midwest Sad Biscuit Topped w/ Tomato, Crispy Fatty Pork Belly, Fried Egg, Hollandaise, Chili Crisp, Served w/ Cheesy Potatoes
Southwest Breakfast Bowl
Two Fried Eggs, Breakfast Potatoes, Corn & Poblano Mix, Chopped Tomato, Cilantro, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Salsa Roja
Sides
Bacon (3)
Fried Eggs (2)
Cheesy Potatoes
Maple Sausage
Kids Brunch
Must Be 12 Or Under
Two Waffles
Two Eggs & Bacon
Two Eggs & Sausage
HAPPY HOUR
Every Single Day from 2 PM - 5 PM!
$2 Domestics
PBR TallBoy, Hamm's, Miller Lite, High Life, Coors Light
$4 Taps & Wine Pours
Indeed Mexican Honey Light, Third Space Happy Place, Crafty Cow Lager, Single Wine Pours
$6 Cocktails & Apps
Draft Old Fashioned, Draft Margarita, Cheese Curds, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites, Everything Bagel Bites, Chips N Dip
$8 Sandwiches
Classic Cow Burger, Classic Chicken Sandwich, Vegan Smash Burger, Fish Sandwich
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
$6 Sandwich Night
Every Wednesday Night starting at 5 PM for dine in only.
$6 Smash Burger
Single Patty Oklahoma Onion Smash Burger, American Cheese.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
$6 Chicken Sandwich
Southern Fried Chicken, Pickles on a Cornbread Bun.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
Cheap Date Night
Every Thursday Starting at 4:30 PM | Dine In Only
Pick 1 Starter, 2 Entrees, 1 Dessert all for $39!
Starters
CHOOSE 1: Cheese Curds, Chips n Dip, Everything Bagel Pretzels, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
Entrees
CHOOSE 2: Classic Cow, Mac Big Bowl, Classic Chicken, Fancy Chicken, Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps, An OK Burger, Classic Fish Sandwich, Crispy Chicken Salad, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Vegan Smash Burger
Dessert
CHOOSE 1: Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake, Midwest Sad Puppy Chow, Funnel Cake Fries | Upgrade to a Midwest Sad Cake or Cheesecake +$4
FRIDAY CHICKEN & FISH FRY
Every Friday, ALL DAY LONG!
(Dine In Only)
Fish Fry Plate
3 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Lemon, Tartar Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Chicken Fry Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Special Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Combo Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, 2 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw | Upgrade to All You Can Eat