wauwatosa menus
Craft Cocktails
Crafty Cow Margarita
A Classic Lime Margarita w/ Cazadores Blanco, Triple Sec, Lime
Crafty Cow Old Fashioned
Our House Brandy Old Fashioned, Served Your Way
House Bloody Mary
Wheatly Vodka, House Bloody Mix, Modelito Chaser
Tequila Colada
Lunazul Anejo Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Liquor, Pineapple Juice, Coconut
Mango & Passionfruit Paloma
Cazadores Blanco Tequila, Mango, Passionfruit, Lime, Grapefruit
Blueberry Yuzu Whiskey Sour
Elijah Craig, Blueberry Liqueur, Yuzu Liqueur, Port Wine, Lemon
Blood Orange Gin & Tonic
Blue Coat Gin, Fruitful Blood Orange Liqueur, Lemon, Tonic
Heirloom Espresso Martini
Heirloom Vodka, Ethiopia Coffee Liqueur, Fresh Espresso
Pink Guava Cosmo
Ketel One Vodka, Triple Sec, Cranberry Juice, Lime Juice, Pink Guava
Strawberry Daquiri Slush
Bacardi Quatro, Captain White Rum, Strawberry Purée, Lime
Pina Colada Slush
Bacardi Rum, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple, Coconut
Miami Vice Slush
A Layered Mix of Strawberry Daiquiri & Banana Pina Colada
Draft Beer
3 Sheeps Crafty Cow Lager
Copper Lager, 5%
Third Space Happy Place
American Pale Ale, 5.3%
Sippin Pretty
Acai, Guava & Elderberry Fruited Sour, 4.5%
Potosi
Czech Pilsner, 5.5%
Bell's Oberon Eclipse
Wheat American Pale, 6.3%
Third Space Pretty Good
American Amber, 5.5%
Three Floyds Zombie Dust
Undead Pale Ale, 6.5%
Great Lakes IPA
Indian Pale Ale, 6.5%
Downeast Cider
Seasonal Flavor, 5.1%
Seltzer and Cider
Cloudless Seltzer
Clearly Citrus, 5%
Topo Chico Seltzer
Strawberry Guava, 4.7%
Starcut Pulsar Cider
Dry Cider, 6.4%
Wild State Blood Orange Mimosa Cider
Blood Orange with a hint of strawberries, 5.9%
Wild State Raspberry Hibiscus CIder
Fresh-pressed apples, Raspberries, Hibiscus, 6.5%
Bottles & Cans
Bell's Hazy Hearted IPA
Fruity Hazy IPA, 7.5%
Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter
Porter, 5.6%
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Cream Ale 4.8%
Lakefront New Grist
Gluten-Free Pilsner, 5%
Enlightened Kettle Logic
American Amber Ale, 5.6%
Sweetwater 420
Pale Ale, 5.4%
Indeed Pistachio Cream Ale
Cream Ale, 5.5%
Third Space Frog Weiss
Fig, Orange, Raspberry, and Ginger flavored sour
Guinness
Irish Stout, 4.2%
3 Sheeps Fresh Coast
Juicy Pale Ale, 4.8%
Lion's Tail 90 Red
Vienna Red Lager (Tallboy), 4.7%
Corona
Modelo
Modelito
Pabst Blue RIbbon
Lager, 4.7%
Fred Smith
Lager, 4.4%
Hamm's
Lager, 4.7%
High Life
Lager, 4.6%
Miller Lite
Lager, 4.2%
Coors Light
Lager, 4.2%
Spotted Cow
Saison, 4.8%
Golden Spiral
Hefeweizen, 5.2%
N / A Cocktails & Beer
St. Ember Margarita
Little Saints St. Ember, Lime, OJ
Athletic Run Wild
Non-Alcoholic IPA
Athletic Golden Dawn
Non-Alcoholic Golden Ale
San Junipre Gin & Tonic
Great Lakes San Junipre, Lemon, Tonic
NA Heineken
Non Alcoholic Lager
Wines
White - Anjou Blanc
Warm Tropical Fruits, Touch of Oak
Red - Bordeaux Rouge
Hints of Cabernet Sauvignon & Merlot
Soft Drinks
Sprecher Root Beer
Sprecher Cream Soda
Sprecher Puma Kola
Sprecher Orange Dream
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs or unpasteurized milk may increase your risk of foodborne illness • Vegetarian = V
Seasonal Specials
Maple Bacon Brussels
Crispy Brussels Sprouts tossed in a Maple-Dijon Glaze & finished w/ Crispy Bacon.
Sweet, savory, & irresistible.
Sweet, savory, & irresistible.
Curry Wurst Fries
Golden Fries loaded w/ Grilled Beer Brat Slices, Beer-Braised Onions, & Drizzled w/ Bold Curry Ketchup. A German street-food classic. Crafty-style.
Cheesehead
A Wisconsin Dream: 1/3 lb Beef Patty smothered in Cheddar, Swiss, Cheese Curds, & Crispy Bacon - all served in molten Cheese Sauce.
Curry On My Wayward Son
Grilled Chicken topped w/ Provolone, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, & Curry Ketchup on a Toasted Bun.
Cheese Curds
Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V)
Crispy & Gooey Ellsworth Wisconsin White Cheddar Curds
Hot Honey Cheese Curds
Same Great Curds Tossed in House Hot Honey
Nuggets
Tossed in Any of Our Sauces: Nashville Hot, Kansas City BBQ, Garlic Parm, Maple Ginger Teriyaki, 414 Fire, MKE Lava
Nuggets
1/2 lb of Crispy & Juicy Hand Breaded Chicken Nuggets Tossed in Any of our Sauces
Munchies
Chicken Fried Pork Belly
Chicken Fried Fatty Pork Belly, Maple Ginger Teriyaki Sauce, Served w/ Cheese Sauce for Dippin' & Chili Crisp. Crispy, Sticky, & Savory.
Elote Loaded Nachoes (V)
House Potato Chips Topped Street Corn Style w/ Pickled Red Onion, Cheese Sauce, Salsa Roja, Cotija, Cilantro, Cilantro Lime Crema | Add Avocado +3, Add Jalapeños +1, Add Grilled Chicken +5, Add Ground Beef +5
Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V)
Pretzel Bites Seasoned with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served with Cheese Sauce
Chips 'n' Dip (V)
House Fried Potato Chips w/ a Rich & Creamy Caramelized French Onion Dip
Craft Burgers
All Burgers Come w/ Side of Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Fried Onion Butter Burger
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Thick Cut Pork Belly, American, Caramelized Onion, Bone Marrow Butter, Pickles, Special Sauce
Classic Cow
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, American, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it Cali Style - Add Bacon & Avocado +$5.00
Dirtiest Swiss
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Swiss Topped with Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion Parmesan & Herb Aioli
True Grit
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Cheddar Topped with Cheddar, Bacon, Battered Onion, Jalapeños, BBQ
An OK Burger
Two Oklahoma Onion Smashed Burger Patties, American Cheese, Pickles, Special Sauce
Vegan Classic
Impossible Burger Patty, Vegan Cheddar, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickle, Vegan Special Sauce
Substitute for an Impossible Burger Patty (V)
Fried Chicken
Choose your Heat Level: Southern Fried | Nashville Hot | 414 Fire | MKE Lava
Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks
Chicken Tenders
Pickle Brined, Buttermilk Dipped & Hand Breaded, served Golden Crisp w/ Fries & Tossed in Your Choice Of Sauce
Chicken Sandwiches
All Chicken Sandwiches Come with Side of Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4 | Substitute: Vegetarian Chick'n Patty +2
Classic Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Special Sauce, On a Cornbread Bun | Add Avocado +$2.00
Fancy Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw, Chipotle Aioli, Pickles, On a Cornbread Bun | Add American Cheese +$1.00
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
Fried Chicken Breast with House Hot Honey, Honey Butter & Pickles on a Buttermilk Biscuit
Substitute for Vegetarian Fried Chick'n (V)
Handhelds & Plates
Maple Ginger Lettuce Wraps
Crispy Chicken, Maple Ginger Teriyaki, Scallion, Cucumber, Carrot, Crunchy Romaine, Cilantro Lime Crema, Side of Chips
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Fried Chicken, Chopped Romaine, Chopped Tomato, Caesar, Parm, Tortilla Wrap served w/ Chips
Crispy Chicken Salad
Fried Chicken Tenders, Romaine, Tomato, Red Onion, Cucumber, Avocado, Honey Dijon Dressing
Mac Big Bowl
Smoked Creamy Cheddar Mac Tossed w/ Cavatappi Noodles | Add Fried Chicken or Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +5
Nashville Hot Ramen
House Made Chicken Broth, Noodles, Scallions, Egg, Soy Glazed Mushrooms, Roasted Corn, Nashville Hot Chicken
Every Day Fish Fry
3 Pieces Handed Breaded Pollock, Fries, Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw, Tartar Sauce | Join Us Friday for All You Can Eat
Sides Please!
Smoked Cheddar Mac & Cheese (V)
Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw (V)
Buttermilk Biscuits with Honey Butter (V)
Side of Fries (V)
Side of Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff (V)
Kids
Must be 12 or Under to order | Sub Sweet Fries & Fluff +$2.00 | Sub Side of Fruit
Hamburger
Add Cheese +$1
Chicken Tenders
Two Tenders
Mac n Cheese (V)
Grilled Cheese (V)
Desserts
Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake
Two Buttermilk Biscuits, Strawberry Sauce, Fresh Strawberries, Whipped Cream
Funnel Cake Fries
Deep Fried Funnel Cake Fries, Powdered Sugar, Chocolate Ganache & Strawberry Sauce
Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake w/ a Blackberry Compote
Chocolate & Peanut Butter Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Cheesecake w/ Chocolate & Peanut Butter
Drinks
House Bloody
Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager
Bloody Maria
Jalapeño & Lime Tequila, House Bloody Mix, Lime, Jalapeño Stuffed Olive, Spicy Pickle, Tajin Rim, Served w/ Modelito Chaser
Smoked Bloody Mary
Our House Smoked Bloody Mary smoked in a mason jar, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chased of Company Brewing Fred Smith . Smoke Bloody for Two! Double the garnish, double the chaser, double the booze, double the fun!
Mimosa
Orange Juice, Champagne
Blueberry Lemonade Mimosa
Blueberry Liqueur, Lemon, Champagne
Strawberry Guava Mimosa
Guava Liqueur, Strawberry, Champagne
Pineapple Jalapeño Mimosa
Jalapeño Liqueur, Pineapple, Champagne
Beermosa
$8.00
Third Space Happy Place & Orange Juice
Bottomless Mimosas
$25.00
Endless Bubbly Orange & Pineapple Juices *Entree purchase required
Weekend Wake Up Service
$12.00
Hot Coffee, Shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Shot of Jim Beam, Whipped Cream
Munchables
Pancake Battered Curds
White Cheddar Curds Fried In Pancake Batter and Served with Maple Syrup
Pancake Battered Bacon
3 Strips of Bacon Dipped & Cooked in Pancake Batter Topped with Powdered Sugar Served with a side of Syrup
Handhelds
All Brunch Handhelds Served with a Cheesy Potatoes
Hot Boy
Double Decker Nashville Hot Chicken, Fried Egg, Sausage Gravy, Pickles on a Midwest Sad Biscuit
Classic Brunch Sammy
Two Eggs, Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, American Cheese, on a Midwest Sad Bun
So Cal Sunrise
Two Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Chipotle Aioli, Midwest Sad Bun
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Fried Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Side of Maple Syrup | Level Up! Add Fried Eggs, Sausage, Sausage Gravy +$5.00
Biscuits & Gravy
Two Midwest Sad Biscuits, House Made Sausage Gravy, Two Fried Eggs, Served with Cheesy Potatoes
Big Sloppy Brunch
Waffled Hash Browns, Ellsworth Cheese Curds, Fried Eggs, Sausage Gravy, Scallions
Cali Breakfast Burrito
Three Eggs, Waffled Hash Browns, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Corn & Poblano, Cilantro Crema, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Salsa Roja | Add Bacon +3
Strawberry & Chocolate Waffles
Fresh Strawberries, Chocolate Ganache, Belgian Waffles, Maple Syrup
Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict
Open Faced Midwest Sad Biscuit Topped w/ Tomato, Crispy Fatty Pork Belly, Fried Egg, Hollandaise, Chili Crisp, Served w/ Cheesy Potatoes
Southwest Breakfast Bowl
Two Fried Eggs, Breakfast Potatoes, Corn & Poblano Mix, Chopped Tomato, Cilantro, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Salsa Roja
Sides
Bacon (3)
Fried Eggs (2)
Cheesy Potatoes
Maple Sausage
Kids Brunch
Must Be 12 Or Under
Two Waffles
Two Eggs & Bacon
Two Eggs & Sausage
HAPPY HOUR
Every Single Day from 2 PM - 5 PM!
$3 Domestics & Tap
Domestics, Third Space Happy Place, Crafty Cow Lager, Earth Rider Tap Shack
$6 Wine Pours
Single Wine Pours Rouge or Blanc
$6 Cocktails & Apps
Draft Old Fashioned, Draft Margarita, Cheese Curds, Everything Bagel Bites, Chips N Dip
$9 Sandwiches
Classic Cow Burger, Classic Chicken Sandwich, Vegan Classic Burger (Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
$6 Sandwich Night
Every Wednesday Night starting at 5 PM for dine in only.
$6 Smash Burger
Single Patty Oklahoma Onion Smash Burger, American Cheese.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
$6 Chicken Sandwich
Southern Fried Chicken, Pickles on a Cornbread Bun.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
Cheap Date Night
Every Thursday Starting at 5 PM | Dine In Only
Pick 1 Starter, 2 Entrees, 1 Dessert all for $39!
Starters
CHOOSE 1: Cheese Curds, Chips n Dip, Everything Bagel Pretzels
Entrees
CHOOSE 2: Classic Cow, Mac Big Bowl, Classic Chicken, Fancy Chicken, Maple Ginger Lettuce Wraps, An OK Burger, Crispy Chicken Salad, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Vegan Classic Burger
Dessert
CHOOSE 1: Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake, Funnel Cake Fries | Upgrade to a Midwest Sad Cake or Cheesecake +$4
Friday Fish Fry & Chicken Fry
Every Friday, ALL DAY LONG!
(Dine In Only)
Fish Fry Plate
3 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw, Lemon, Tartar Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Chicken Fry Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, Fries, Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw, Special Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Combo Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, 2 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Broccoli & Cabbage Slaw | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Meal Deal
All Day Monday-Thursday for dine in only: $18 for an appetizer & entree w/ a side of fries.
Appetizer Choice:
Cheese Curds, Pretzel Bites, or Chips N Dip
Entree Choice:
Classic Cow, Classic Chicken, 3 Chicken Tenders, Chicken Caesar Wrap