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Draft Cocktails

Crafty Cow Margarita photo

Crafty Cow Margarita

A Classic Lime Margarita • Flavor Injections - Cranberry, Blood Orange, Pink Guava, Passion Fruit, Jalapeno, Pineapple +$1.00

Crafty Cow Old Fashioned

Our Central Standard Brandy Old Fashioned w/ Fig Liqueur

Blueberry Yuzu Sour

Elijah Craig Bourbon, Blueberry Liqueur, Yuzu Liqueur, Lemon

Anejo Old Fashioned

Lunazul Anejo, Smoked Jalapeno Liquer, Chocolate Bitters, Lime

Vanilla Mocha Espresso Martini

Wheatley Vodka, Smirnoff Vanilla, Good Land Coffee Liqueur, Creme De Cacao, Cold Brew
Rosemary & Guava Paloma photo

Rosemary & Guava Paloma

Cazadores Blanco, Guava Liquer, Rosemary Syrup, Lime, Grapefruit

Mezcal Mai Tai

Bacardi Rum, Peleton de la Muerte Mezcal, Oregat, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice

Apple Calling

$12.00
Wheatly Vodka, Brightonwood's Apple Brandy, Triple Sec, Lemon Juice

Frozen Drinks

Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri

Bacardi Quatro, Captain White Rum, Strawberry Purée, Lime Juice
Tropical Pina Colada photo

Tropical Pina Colada

Bacardi Rum, Banana Liqueur, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Juice

Miami Vice

A layered mix of our housemade Strawberry Daiquiri and Tropical Pina Colada

House Cocktails

Fresh Coast Shandy

Fresh Coast Pale Ale and Lemonade

Fresh Coast Blood Orange Shandy

Fresh Coast Pale Ale, Lemonade and Blood Orange Liqueur

Crafty Cow Bloody Mary

Our award-winning house recipe made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive & cheese curd. Served with a chaser of Fred Smith Lager

Blood Orange and Hibiscus Gin & Tonic

Tulchan Gin, Ramazotti Apertivo, Lemon juice, Blood Orange Liquer

Summer Crush!

Bacardi Rum, Prickly Pear Syrup, Lemon Juice, Tonic

Boiler Makers

"Give It a Lash"

Guinness, Shot of Shanky's Whip

High Class Low Life

Miller High Life, Shot of Buffalo Trace

Milwaukee Hello

PBR Tallboy, Shot of Tullamore Dew

Draft Beer

3 Sheeps Crafty Cow Lager

Copper Lager, 5%

3 Sheeps Wisconsinitis

$8.00
Cream Ale, 5.0%

Third Space Happy Place

American Pale Ale, 5.3%

Indeed Mexican Honey Light

Lager, 5.2%

Toppling Goliath Radiant Haze

Tropical IPA, 7%

Earth Rider Tap Shack

Caribbean Lager, 5.2%

Bell's Oberon

Citrus Wheat Ale, 5.8%

Third Space Frog Weiss

Fruited Sour , 5%

Bottles & Cans

Bell's Hazy Hearted IPA

Fruity Hazy IPA, 7.5%

Central Waters Mudpuppy Porter

Porter, 5.6%

New Glarus Spotted Cow

Cream Ale 4.8%

Lakefront New Grist

Gluten-Free Pilsner, 5%

Enlightened Kettle Logic

American Amber Ale, 5.6%

Sweetwater 420

Pale Ale, 5.4%

Indeed Pistachio Cream Ale

Cream Ale, 5.5%

Third Space Frog Weiss

Fig, Orange, Raspberry, and Ginger flavored sour

Guinness

Irish Stout, 4.2%

3 Sheeps Fresh Coast

Juicy Pale Ale, 4.8%

Lion's Tail 90 Red

Vienna Red Lager (Tallboy), 4.7%

Corona

Modelo

Modelito

Pabst Blue RIbbon

Lager, 4.7%

Fred Smith

Lager, 4.4%

Hamm's

Lager, 4.7%

High Life

Lager, 4.6%

Miller Lite

Lager, 4.2%

Coors Light

Lager, 4.2%

Spotted Cow

Saison, 4.8%

Golden Spiral

Hefeweizen, 5.2%

Seltzer and Cider

Cloudless Seltzer

Clearly Citrus, 5%

Topo Chico Seltzer

Strawberry Guava, 4.7%

Starcut Pulsar Cider

Dry Cider, 6.4%

Wild State Blood Orange Mimosa Cider

Blood Orange with a hint of strawberries, 5.9%

Wild State Raspberry Hibiscus CIder

Fresh-pressed apples, Raspberries, Hibiscus, 6.5%

Alto Infused Seltzer

Tropical Punch, 3mg THC / 5mg CBD

N / A Beers

Athletic Run Wild

Non-Alcoholic IPA

Athletic Golden Dawn

Non-Alcoholic Golden Ale

Riverwest Stein NA

Non-Alcoholic Amber

Wines

Archer Roose Malbec

Archer Roose Sauvignon Blanc

Archer Roose Rose

Soft Drinks

Sprecher Root Beer

Sprecher Cream Soda

Sprecher Puma Kola

Sprecher Orange Dream

Whiskey/Bourbons

Jameson

Jack Daniels

Jim Beam

Tullamore Dew

Limousin Rye

Cask Strength

Old Forester 1920 Prohibition

Old Forester Rye

100 proof

Old Forester

Angel's Envy

Angel's Envy Rye

Knob Creek

Knob Creek Rye

Larceny

Woodinville

Finished in port casks

Driftless Glenn

Baraboo, WI

Evan Williams

Kilbeggan Rye Small batch

Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey

Kentucky Owl

Yellowstone Select

Crown Royal

Crown Royal Apple

Woodford Reserve

Jefferson's Ocean

Aged at Sea

Jefferson's

Nelson Bro's Reserve Bourbon

Colonel E.H. Taylor

Maker's Mark

Maker's Mark No.46

Four Roses

Small Batch

Four Roses

High West

Double Rye

Dareringer

Finished in sherry casks

Nelson's "Green Brier"

Handmade Sour Mash

Old Fitzgerald

Vodka/Gin

Titos

Ketle One

Hendricks

Tanqueray

Rehorst

Aviation

Rum/ Brandy

Bacardi

Captain Morgan

Drink Wisconsibly Brandy

Korbel

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs or unpasteurized milk may increase your risk of foodborne illness • Vegetarian = V

Seasonal Specials

Chili Crisp & Cilantro Corn Ribs photo

Chili Crisp & Cilantro Corn Ribs

Corn Ribs topped w/ a Chili Crisp Mayo, Cilantro Lime Crema, Cilantro, Scallions, Cotija Cheese
Hot Honey Cheese Curds photo

Hot Honey Cheese Curds

Cheese Curds Tossed in Hot Honey Sauce, Served w/ Ranch
Spicy Ranch Potato Nachos photo

Spicy Ranch Potato Nachos

Waffled Hash Browns, Cheese Sauce, Slow Cooked Pork, Scallions, Jalapeños, Nashville Hot Ranch
Peanut Butter Paradise photo

Peanut Butter Paradise

1/3 lb Burger topped w/ Pepper Jack Cheese, Bacon Jam, Potato Chips, Peanut Butter
Fried Chicken Banh Mi photo

Fried Chicken Banh Mi

Fried Chicken Breast, Cucumber, Shredded Carrot, Jalapeños, Bacon Jam, Chili Crisp Mayo, Cornbread Bun
Carnitas Grilled Cheese photo

Carnitas Grilled Cheese

Slow Roasted Pork Carnitas, Pepper Jack Cheese, Pickled Red Onion, Cilantro Lime Crema, Texas Toast

Cheese Curds

Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V) photo

Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V)

Beer Battered Ellsworth Creamery White Cheddar Cheese Curds

Nuggets

Tossed in Any of Our Sauces: Nashville Hot, Kansas City BBQ, Garlic Parm, Korean BBQ, 414 Fire, MKE Lava

Nuggets photo

Nuggets

1/2 lb Hand Breaded Chicken Nuggets Tossed in Any of our Sauces

Munchies

Chicken Fried Pork Belly photo

Chicken Fried Pork Belly

Chicken Fried Fatty Pork Belly tossed in Korean BBQ, Served with Cheese Sauce & Chili Crisp
Elote Loaded Nachoes (V) photo

Elote Loaded Nachoes (V)

House Potato Chips, Pickled Red Onion, Corn & Poblano Pepper, Cheese Sauce, Salsa Roja, Cotija, Cilantro, Cilantro Lime Crema • Add Avocado +$3.00 | Add Jalapeños +$1.00 | Add Chipotle Chicken +$5.00 | Add Pulled Pork +$5.00
Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V) photo

Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V)

Pretzel Bites Seasoned with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served with Cheese Sauce
Chips 'n' Dip (V) photo

Chips 'n' Dip (V)

House Chips, Caramelized French Onion Dip
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites photo

Nashville Hot Chicken Bites

3 Nashville Hot Chicken Bites Served on Hashbrown Waffle, Pickle, Roasted Corn & Poblano, Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian

Craft Burgers

All Burgers Come w/ Side of Waffles | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4

Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks

Fried Onion Butter Burger photo

Fried Onion Butter Burger

1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Thick Cut Pork Belly, American, Caramelized Onion, Bone Marrow Butter, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it a Heart Attack - Add Side Cheese Sauce For Dipping +$2.00
Classic Cow photo

Classic Cow

1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, American, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it Cali Style - Add Bacon & Avocado +$5.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
Canadian Tuxedo photo

Canadian Tuxedo

1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Cheese Curds, Parmesan & Herb Aioli, Demi-Glace, Pickles, Caramelized Onion, Waffle Fries | Make it a Texas Tuxedo - Add Brisket +$4.50
Dirtiest Swiss photo

Dirtiest Swiss

1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Swiss Topped with Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion Parmesan & Herb Aioli | Make it a Filthy Swiss - Add Swiss & Demi Glace +$3.00 | Can Be Made Vegetarian
True Grit photo

True Grit

1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Cheddar Topped with Cheddar, Bacon, Battered Onion, Jalapeños, BBQ | Make it a Meatasaurus - Add Pulled Pork, White BBQ, Fried Egg +$6.00
An OK Burger photo

An OK Burger

Two Oklahoma Onion Smashed Burger Patties, American Cheese, Pickles, Special Sauce
Vegan Smash photo

Vegan Smash

Impossible Burger Patty, Vegan Cheddar, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickle, Vegan Special Sauce

#COWOFTHEMOMENT

Ask Your Server About Our Rotating Burger Special

Substitute for an Impossible Burger Patty (V)

Fried Chicken

House Brined Chicken, Fried, & Served on Texas Toast with Pickles • Choose your Heat Level: Southern Fried | Nashville Hot | 414 Fire | MKE Lava

Burger Buns, Cornbread Buns, & Buttermilk Biscuits are made by Midwest Sad Sweets and Snacks

Half Chicken Served with Slaw photo

Half Chicken Served with Slaw

all white +$5 | all breast +$7
Four Chicken Tenders with Fries photo

Four Chicken Tenders with Fries

Chicken Sandwiches

All Chicken Sandwiches Come with Side of Waffle Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4

Classic Chicken photo

Classic Chicken

Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Special Sauce, On a Cornbread Bun | Add Avocado +$2.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Fancy Chicken photo

Fancy Chicken

Fried Chicken Breast, Broccoli & Snap Pea Slaw, Chipotle Aioli, Pickles, On a Cornbread Bun | Add American Cheese +$1.00 | Can be made vegetarian
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit photo

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit

Fried Chicken Breast with Honey Butter & Pickles on a Buttermilk Biscuit | Can be made vegetarian

Substitute for Vegetarian Fried Chick'n (V)

Handhelds & Salads

Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps photo

Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps

Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ, Scallion, Cucumber, Carrot, Crunchy Romaine, Cilantro Lime Crema, Side of Chips | Make It Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +2
Chicken Caesar Wrap photo

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Fried Chicken, Chopped Romaine, Chopped Tomato, Caesar, Parm, Tortilla Wrap served w/ Chips | Make It Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n | Ask For It As a Salad
Classic Fish Sandwich photo

Classic Fish Sandwich

Hand Breaded Pollock, Melty American Cheese, Broccoli Snap Pea Slaw, Tartar, Served w/ Waffle Fries
Crispy Chicken Salad photo

Crispy Chicken Salad

Fried Chicken Tenders, Savoy Spinach Salad Mix, Tomato, Red Onion, Cucumber, Avocado, Honey Dijon Dressing | Make it Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$2

Plates

Chicken & Waffles photo

Chicken & Waffles

Southern Fried Boneless Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Served with Maple Syrup and Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00
Mac Big Bowl (V) photo

Mac Big Bowl (V)

Smoked Creamy Cheddar Mac, Cavatappi Noodles • Add Fried Chicken or Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$4.00 | Add Chopped Tomato & Caramelized Onion +$3.00
Nashville Hot Ramen photo

Nashville Hot Ramen

House Made Chicken Broth, Noodles, Scallions, Egg, Soy Glazed Mushrooms, Roasted Corn & Poblano Pepper, Nashville Hot Chicken
Fish Fry photo

Fish Fry

3 Pieces Hand Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Tartar Sauce, Lemon

Order Up Some Sides

Smoked Cheddar Mac & Cheese (V)

Snap Pea, Kale, Radish, Broccoli Slaw (V)

Buttermilk Biscuits with Honey Butter (V)

Side of Waffle Fries (V)

Side of Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff (V)

Kids

Must be 12 or Under to order | Sub Sweet Fries & Fluff +$2.00 | Sub Side of Fruit

Hamburger photo

Hamburger

Add Cheese +$1
Chicken Tenders photo

Chicken Tenders

Two Tenders
Mac n Cheese (V) photo

Mac n Cheese (V)

Grilled Cheese (V) photo

Grilled Cheese (V)

Desserts

Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake photo

Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake

Two Buttermilk Biscuits, Strawberry Sauce, Fresh Strawberries, Whipped Cream
Funnel Cake Fries photo

Funnel Cake Fries

Deep Fried Funnel Cake Fries, Powdered Sugar, Chocolate Ganache & Strawberry Sauce

Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake

Midwest Sad Lemon Poppy Seed Cheesecake w/ a Blackberry Compote

Chocolate & Peanut Butter Cheesecake

Midwest Sad Cheesecake w/ Chocolate & Peanut Butter

Drinks

House Bloody

Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager

Bloody Maria

Jalapeño & Lime Tequila, House Bloody Mix, Lime, Jalapeño Stuffed Olive, Spicy Pickle, Tajin Rim, Served w/ Modelito Chaser

Smoked Bloody Mary

Our House Smoked Bloody Mary smoked in a mason jar, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chased of Company Brewing Fred Smith . Smoke Bloody for Two! Double the garnish, double the chaser, double the booze, double the fun!

Mimosa

Orange Juice, Champagne

Blueberry Lemonade Mimosa

Blueberry Liqueur, Lemon, Champagne

Strawberry Guava Mimosa

Guava Liqueur, Strawberry, Champagne

Pineapple Jalapeño Mimosa

Jalapeño Liqueur, Pineapple, Champagne

Beermosa

$8.00
Third Space Happy Place & Orange Juice

Bottomless Mimosas

$25.00
Endless Bubbly Orange & Pineapple Juices *Entree purchase required

Weekend Wake Up Service

$12.00
Hot Coffee, Shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Shot of Jim Beam, Whipped Cream

Munchables

Pancake Battered Curds photo

Pancake Battered Curds

White Cheddar Curds Fried In Pancake Batter and Served with Maple Syrup
Pancake Battered Bacon photo

Pancake Battered Bacon

3 Strips of Bacon Dipped & Cooked in Pancake Batter Topped with Powdered Sugar Served with a side of Syrup

Handhelds

All Brunch Handhelds Served with a Cheesy Potatoes

Hot Boy photo

Hot Boy

Double Decker Nashville Hot Chicken, Fried Egg, Sausage Gravy, Pickles on a Midwest Sad Biscuit
Classic Brunch Sammy photo

Classic Brunch Sammy

Two Eggs, Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, American Cheese, on a Midwest Sad Bun
So Cal Sunrise photo

So Cal Sunrise

Two Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Chipotle Aioli, Midwest Sad Bun

Plates

Chicken & Waffles photo

Chicken & Waffles

Fried Chicken, Belgian Waffles, Side of Maple Syrup | Level Up! Add Fried Eggs, Sausage, Sausage Gravy +$5.00

Biscuits & Gravy

Two Midwest Sad Biscuits, House Made Sausage Gravy, Two Fried Eggs, Served with Cheesy Potatoes
Big Sloppy Brunch photo

Big Sloppy Brunch

Waffled Hash Browns, Ellsworth Cheese Curds, Fried Eggs, Sausage Gravy, Scallions
Cali Breakfast Burrito photo

Cali Breakfast Burrito

Three Eggs, Waffled Hash Browns, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Corn & Poblano, Cilantro Crema, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Salsa Roja | Add Bacon +3

Strawberry & Chocolate Waffles

Fresh Strawberries, Chocolate Ganache, Belgian Waffles, Maple Syrup
Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict photo

Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict

Open Faced Midwest Sad Biscuit Topped w/ Tomato, Crispy Fatty Pork Belly, Fried Egg, Hollandaise, Chili Crisp, Served w/ Cheesy Potatoes
Southwest Breakfast Bowl photo

Southwest Breakfast Bowl

Two Fried Eggs, Breakfast Potatoes, Corn & Poblano Mix, Chopped Tomato, Cilantro, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Salsa Roja

Sides

Bacon (3)

Fried Eggs (2)

Cheesy Potatoes

Maple Sausage

Kids Brunch

Must Be 12 Or Under

Two Waffles

Two Eggs & Bacon

Two Eggs & Sausage

HAPPY HOUR

Every Single Day from 2 PM - 5 PM!

$2 Domestics

PBR TallBoy, Hamm's, Miller Lite, High Life, Coors Light

$4 Taps & Wine Pours

Indeed Mexican Honey Light, Third Space Happy Place, Crafty Cow Lager, Single Wine Pours

$6 Cocktails & Apps

Draft Old Fashioned, Draft Margarita, Cheese Curds, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites, Everything Bagel Bites, Chips N Dip

$8 Sandwiches

Classic Cow Burger, Classic Chicken Sandwich, Vegan Smash Burger, Fish Sandwich
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)

$6 Sandwich Night

Every Wednesday Night starting at 5 PM for dine in only.

$6 Smash Burger

Single Patty Oklahoma Onion Smash Burger, American Cheese.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)

$6 Chicken Sandwich

Southern Fried Chicken, Pickles on a Cornbread Bun.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)

Cheap Date Night

Every Thursday Starting at 4:30 PM | Dine In Only
Pick 1 Starter, 2 Entrees, 1 Dessert all for $39!

Starters

CHOOSE 1: Cheese Curds, Chips n Dip, Everything Bagel Pretzels, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites

Entrees

CHOOSE 2: Classic Cow, Mac Big Bowl, Classic Chicken, Fancy Chicken, Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps, An OK Burger, Classic Fish Sandwich, Crispy Chicken Salad, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Vegan Smash Burger

Dessert

CHOOSE 1: Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake, Funnel Cake Fries | Upgrade to a Midwest Sad Cake or Cheesecake +$4

FRIDAY CHICKEN & FISH FRY

Every Friday, ALL DAY LONG!
(Dine In Only)

Fish Fry Plate

3 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Lemon, Tartar Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat

Chicken Fry Plate

2 Chicken Tenders, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Special Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat

Combo Plate

2 Chicken Tenders, 2 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw | Upgrade to All You Can Eat

Meal Deal

All Day Monday-Thursday for dine in only: $17 for an appetizer & entree w/ a side of waffle fries.

Appetizer Choice:

Cheese Curds, Pretzel Bites, or Chips N Dip

Entree Choice:

Classic Cow, Classic Chicken, Classic Fish, 3 Chicken Tenders, Chicken Caesar Wrap
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