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Happy Hour
Every Single Day from 2 PM - 5 PM!
$2 Domestics
PBR TallBoy, Hamm's, Miller Lite, High Life, Coors Light
$4 Taps & Wine Pours
Indeed Mexican Honey Light, Third Space Happy Place, Crafty Cow Lager, Single Wine Pours
$6 Cocktails & Apps
Draft Old Fashioned, Draft Margarita, Cheese Curds, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites, Everything Bagel Bites, Chips N Dip
$8 Sandwiches
Classic Cow Burger, Classic Chicken Sandwich, Vegan Smash Burger, Fish Sandwich
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
(Sandwiches do not come with fries during Happy Hour)
$6 Sandwich Night
Every Wednesday Night starting at 5 PM for dine in only.
$6 Smash Burger
Single Patty Oklahoma Onion Smash Burger, American Cheese.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
$6 Chicken Sandwich
Southern Fried Chicken, Pickles on a Cornbread Bun.
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
(Add additional toppings of your choice)
Cheap Date Night
Every Thursday Starting at 4:30 PM | Dine In Only
Pick 1 Starter, 2 Entrees, 1 Dessert all for $39!
Starters
CHOOSE 1: Cheese Curds, Chips n Dip, Everything Bagel Pretzels, Nashville Hot Chicken Bites
Entrees
CHOOSE 2: Classic Cow, Mac Big Bowl, Classic Chicken, Fancy Chicken, Korean BBQ Lettuce Wraps, An OK Burger, Classic Fish Sandwich, Crispy Chicken Salad, Chicken Caesar Wrap, Vegan Smash Burger
Dessert
CHOOSE 1: Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake, Funnel Cake Fries | Upgrade to a Midwest Sad Cake or Cheesecake +$4
Friday Chicken & Fish Fry
Every Friday, ALL DAY LONG!
(Dine In Only)
Fish Fry Plate
3 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Lemon, Tartar Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Chicken Fry Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Special Sauce | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Combo Plate
2 Chicken Tenders, 2 Pieces Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw | Upgrade to All You Can Eat
Meal Deal
All Day Monday-Thursday for dine in only: $17 for an appetizer & entree w/ a side of waffle fries.
Appetizer Choice:
Cheese Curds, Pretzel Bites, or Chip N Dip
Entree Choice:
Classic Cow, Classic Chicken, Classic Fish, 3 Chicken Tenders, or Chicken Caesar Wrap
Draft Cocktails
A PORTION OF OUR SALES TODAY WILL BE DONATED TO GIRLS ROCK OF MILWAUKEE
House Margarita
Cazadores, Good Land Orange Liqueur, Lime
Passion Fruit Margarita
Cazadores, Good Land Orange Liqueur, Fruitful Passion Fruit, Lime
Guava Margarita
Cazadores, Good Land Orange Liqueur, Fruitful Passion Fruit, Lime
Rosemary Guava Paloma
Cazadores Reposado, Fruitful guava, Fresh Lime Juice, Grapefruit Syrup, Squirt
Strawberry Margarita
House Margarita mixed with Fresh House made Strawberry Syrup
Crafty Cow Old Fashioned
Central Standard Brandy, Fruitful Fig, Blood Orange, Fresh Lemon Juice, Angostura Bitters, Sweet or Sour
Bloody Mary
Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager
Vanilla Mocha Espresso Martini
A blend of Smirnoff vodka, Goodland Coffee liqueur and cold brew for a bright and refreshing taste.
Mezcal Mai Tai
Bacardi rum, Mezcal, Triple sec, Lime and pineapple juice.
Anejo Sour
Lunazul Tequila, Agave syrup, Smoked jalapeno Fruitful with bitters and lime juice
Blueberry Yuzu Sour
Elijah Craig bourbon, blueberry fruitful, yuzu fruitful, simple syrup and lemon juice
Blood Orange Hibiscus Gin
Tulchan Gin, Ramazotti Hibiscus, Lemon and tonic
Badger State Brw-ski
$7.00
Crisp Classic Lager, 4.8%
Badger State Tiki Tom
$8.50
Fruited Berliner Weisse, 5%
Draft Beer
Crafty Cow Lager
Copper Lager, 5%
Third Space Happy Place
Midwest Pale Ale, 5.3%
Bell's Oberon Ale
A wheat malt ale, 5.8%
Ecto Cooler
Hard seltzer with orange, tangerine and green, 5%
Raised Grain Blood Orange
$8.00
Blood orange Sour , 5.8%
Earth Rider Tap Shack
$7.50
caribbean style lager 5.0%
Hazy Rabbit Lakefront
$7.50
Hazy IPA, 6.6%
Bottles & Cans (beer)
Central Waters Mud Puppy Porter
American Porter, 5.8%
Warpigs Foggy Geezer
New England Pale Ale, 6.8%
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Cream Ale, 4.8%
Third Space Frog Weiss
Fruited Sour, 5%
Loon Juice Grow a Pear
Perry Cider, 5.5%
Modelo
$5.00
Mexican Style Beer
Surly Furious
India Pale Ale 6.7%
Surly Axe Man
American Style IPA, 7.2%
Indeed Pistachio Cream Ale
Pistachio Style Cream Ale, 5.5%
Monkless Shepplekofeggsn
Belgian Style Witbier Full of Fresh Citrus Flavors and Spices
Lakefront Noche Mexican
Mexican Style Dark Lager, 4.8%
Toppling Goliath Pseudo Sue
Pale Ale, 5.5%
Topo Chico Strawberry Guava
$6.00
Hard Seltzer, 4.7%
High Noon Watermelon
Hard Seltzer, 4.5%
High Noon Pineapple
Hard Seltzer, 4.5%
Cloudless Wild Berry
Hard Seltzer, 4.6%
Cloudless Clearly Citrus
Hard Seltzer, 4.5%
Enlightened Kettle Logic Amber Ale
Amber Ale, 5.6%
Youngblood Fruit Punch Sour
This fruit punch sour, 5.2%
New Grist Gluten Free Pilsner
Gluten free beer, 5.7%
BRW-SKI Lager
The classic lager, 5%
Alto Infused Seltzer Tropical Punch
Tropical Punch Seltzer with Hemp derived Delta 9 and CBD.
Modelito
$3.50
Mexican lager
Truly Tequila Lime Soda
$6.00
Hard Seltzer, 5.0%
Topo Chico Oasis Cherry
$6.00
Hard Seltzer, 4.7%
Domestic Beer
PBR Tallboy
Hamm's
Miller Lite
High Life
Coors Light
Bud Light
N/A Options (beer)
Clausthaler
Athletic Brewing Run Wild IPA
Athletic Brewing Upside Dawn
Heineken 0.0
Heineken Non-Alcholic Beer - Lager, N/A 0.0%
Soft Drinks & Juices
Sprecher Root Beer
Sprecher Cream Soda
Sprecher Orange Dream
Two Brothers Cola Products
Lemonade
WINE
Freakshow Cabernet Sauvigon
Freakshow Chardonnay
Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio
Sutter Home Cabernet Sauvigon
Sutter Home Sauvigon Blanc
Sutter Home White Zin
Boiler Drinks
High Class Low Life
Miller High Life, Shot of Buffalo Trace
Milwaukee Hello
PBR, Shot of Tullamore Dew
Ham and Cheese on Rye
Hamms, shot of bulleit and a cheese curd
Blood Orange Shandy
Fresh Coast Pale Ale, Lemondae and blood orange liqueur
Drinks
House Bloody
Our award-winning house recipe bloody mary made with veggie-infused vodka, garnished with a pickle, olive, cheese curd. Served with a chaser of company brewing Fred smith lager
Bloody Maria
Jalapeño & Lime Tequila, House Bloody Mix, Lime, Jalapeño Stuffed Olive, Spicy Pickle, Tajin Rim, Served / Modelito Chaser
Smoked Bloody
Our House Bloody Mary Smoked In A Mason Jar, Garnished with a Pickle Olive, Cheese Curd. Served with a chaser of Company Brewing Fred Smith Smoked Bloody For Two! Double the Garnish, Double the Chaser, Double the Booze, Double the Fun!
Mimosa
Orange Juice, Champagne
Blueberry Lemonade Mimosa
Blueberry Liqueur, Lemon, Champagne
Strawberry Guava Mimosa
Guava Liqueur, Strawberry, Champagne
Pineapple Jalapeño Mimosa
Jalapeño Liqueur, Pineapple, Champagne
Beermosa
Third Space Happy Place & Orange Juice
Bottomless Mimosas
Endless Bubbly Orange & Pineapple Juices *Entree purchase required
Weekend Wake Up Service
Hot Coffee, Shot of Baileys Irish Cream, Shot of Jim Beam, Whipped Cream
Munchables
Pancake Battered Bacon
3 Strips of Bacon Dipped & Cooked in Pancake Batter Topped with Powdered Sugar Served with a side of Syrup
Pancake Battered Curds
White Cheddar Curds Fried In Pancake Batter and Served with Maple Syrup
Handhelds
All Brunch Handhelds Served with Cheesy Potatoes
Hot Boy
Double Decker Nashville Hot Chicken, Cage Free Fried Egg, Sausage Gravy, Pickles on a Midwest Sad Biscuit
Classic Brunch Sammy
Two Eggs, Bacon, Breakfast Sausage, American Cheese, on a Midwest Sad Bun
So Cal Sunrise
Two Scrambled Eggs, American Cheese, Bacon, Avocado, Tomato, Chipotle Aioli on a Midwest Sad Bun
Plates
Chicken & Waffles
Fried chicken, Belgian waffles, side of maple syrup level up! | Level Up - Add fried eggs, sausage gravy $5
Biscuits & Gravy
Two Midwest Sad Biscuits, House Made Sausage Gravy, Two Fried Eggs, Served w/ Cheesy Potatoes
Big Sloppy Brunch
Waffled Hash Browns, Ellsworth Cheese Curds, Fried Eggs, Sausage Gravy, Scallions
Cali Breakfast Burrito
Three Eggs, Waffled Hash Browns, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Corn & Poblano, Cilantro Lime Crema, Pickled Red Onion, Side of Salsa Roja
Strawberry & Chocolate Waffles
Fresh Strawberries, Chocolate Ganache Belgian Waffles, Maple Syrup
Chili Crisp & Pork Belly Benedict
Open Faced Midwest Sad Biscuit Topped w/ Tomato, Crispy Fatty Pork Belly, Fried Egg, Hollandaise, Chili Crisp, Served w/ Cheesy Potato
Southwest Breakfast Bowl
Two Fried Eggs, Breakfast Potatoes, Corn & Poblano Mix, Chopped Tomato, Cilantro, Smoked Cheddar, Avocado, Salsa Roja
Sides
Bacon (3)
Fried Eggs (2)
Cheesy Potatoes
Maple Sausage
Kids Brunch
Must Be Twelve Or Under
Two Waffles
Two Piece French Toast
Two Eggs & Bacon
Two Eggs & Sausage
V - Vegetarian | *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs or unpasteurized milk may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Seasonal Specials
Nashville Hot Poutine
Waffles Fries, Chicken Gravy, Cheese Curds, Fried Chicken, Pickle Chips, Nashville Hot Sauce
Pig Pens
3 Wonton Wrapped Ham, Pickle, & Cream Cheese Roll Ups Served w/ Korean BBQ Sauce
Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos
4 Jalapenos Stuffed w/ Cream Cheese & Smoked Cheddar Wrapped in Bacon
Twice Baked
1/3 lb Burger Topped w/ Cheddar, Bacon, Scallions, Housemade Chips, and a Seasoned Sour Cream
Chicken Cordon Bleu Sammy
Fried Chicken Breast, Swiss Cheese, Ham, Honey Mustard
Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap
Fried Chicken, Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce, Ranch, Served w/ Chips
Nashville Hot Burrito
Mac & Cheese, Fried Chicken, Pickles, Nashville Hot, Wrapped in a Burrito Served w/ Chips
Cheese Curds
Beer Battered Cheese Curds (V)
Beer battered ellsworth creamery white cheddar cheese curds.
Nuggets
Tossed in Any of Our Sauces: Nashville Hot, Kansas City BBQ, Garlic Parm, Korean BBQ, 414 Fire, MKE Lava
Nuggets
1/2 lb Hand Breaded Chicken Nuggets Tossed in Any of our Sauces
Munchies
Chicken Fried Pork Belly
Chicken Fried Fatty Pork Belly tossed in Korean BBQ, Served With, Cheese Sauce & Chili Crisp
Elote Loaded Nachos (V)
House Potato Chips, Pickled Red Onions, Corn & Poblano Pepper, Cheese Sauce, Salsa Roja, Cotija, Cilantro, Cilantro Lime Crema • Add Avocado $3.00 | Add Jalapeños $1.00 | Add Chipotle Chicken $5.00 | Add Pulled Pork $5.00
Everything Bagel Pretzel Bites (V)
Pretzel Bites Seasoned with Everything Bagel Seasoning, Served with Beer Mustard & Cheese Sauce
Chips 'n' Dip (V)
House Chips, Caramelized French Onion Dip
Nashville Hot Chicken Bites +
3 Nashville Hot Chicken Bites served on Hashbrown Waffle, Pickle, Roasted Corn & Poblano, Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n $2.00
Craft Burgers
All Burgers Come w/ Side of Waffles Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Fried Onion Butter Burger
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Thick Cut Pork Belly, American, Caramelized Onion, Bone Marrow Butter, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it a Heart Attack - Add Side Cheese Sauce For Dipping +$2.00
Classic Cow +
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, American, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Special Sauce | Make it Cali Style – Add Bacon & Avocado +$5.00
Canadian Tuxedo
1/3 lb Crafty Beef Patty, Cheese Curds, Parmesan & Herb Aioli, Demi-Glace, Pickles, Caramelized Onion, Waffle Fries | Make it a tExas Tuxedo - Add Brisket +$4.50
Dirtiest Swiss +
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Swiss Topped with Soy Glazed Wild Mushrooms, Caramelized Onion Parmesan & Herb Aioli | Make it a Filthy Swiss - Add Swiss & Demi Glace +$3.00
True Grit
1/2 lb Burger Stuffed with Cheddar Topped with Cheddar, Bacon, Battered Onion, Jalapeños, BBQ | Make it a Meatasaurus - Add Pulled Pork, White BBQ, Fried Egg +$6.00
An OK Burger
Two Oklahoma Onion Smashed Burger Patties, American Cheese, Pickles, Special Sauce
Vegan Smash
Two Vegan Smash Patties, Vegan Cheddar, Onion, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickle, Vegan Special Sauce
Substitute a Vegan Smash Patty
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Ask Your Server About Our Rotating Burger Special
Fried Chicken
House Brined Chicken, Fried, & Served on Texas Toast with Pickles • Choose your Heat Level: Southern Fried | Nashville Hot | 414 Fire | MKE Lava
Half Chicken All White +$5 or All Breast +$7
Half Chicken Served with Slaw
All White +$5 | All Breast +$7
Four Chicken Tenders with Fries
Chicken Sandwiches
All Chicken Sandwiches Come w/ Side of Waffle Fries | Substitute: Sweet Potato Fries & Fluff +$2 | Mac & Cheese +$4
Classic Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Special Sauce, On a Cornbread Bun | Add Avocado +$2.00
Fancy Chicken
Fried Chicken Breast, Broccoli & Snap Pea Slaw, Chipotle Aioli, Pickles, On a Cornbread Bun | Add American Cheese +$1.00
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit
Fried Chicken Breast with Honey Butter & Pickles on a Buttermilk Biscuit
Substitute for Vegetarian Fried Chick'n (V)
Handhelds & Salads
Korean BBQ Chicken Lettuce Wraps +
Crispy Chicken, Korean BBQ, Scallion, Cucumber, Carrot, Crunchy Romaine, Cilantro Lime Crema, Side of Chips | Make it Vegetarian with Aleppo Pepper Battered Cauliflower
Chicken Caesar Wrap +
Fried Chicken, Chopped Romaine, Chopped Tomato, Caesar, Parm, Tortilla Wrap served w/ Chip | Make It Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +2 | Ask For It As a Salad
Classic Fish Sandwich
Hand Breaded Pollock, Melty American Cheese, Broccoli Snap Pea Slaw, Tartar served w/ Waffle Fries
Crispy Chicken Salad
Fried Chicken Tenders, Savoy Spinach Salad Mix, Tomato, Red Onion, Cucumber, Avocado, Honey Dijon Dressing | Make it Vegetarian w/ Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$2
Plates
Chicken & Waffles +
Southern Fried Boneless Chicken, Belgian Waffles, served with Maple Syrup and Honey Butter | Make it Vegetarian with Vegetarian Fried Chick’n +$2.00
Mac Big Bowl (V)
Smoked Creamy Cheddar Mac, Cavatappi Noodles • Add Fried Chicken or Vegetarian Fried Chick'n +$4.00 | Add Chopped Tomato & Caramelized Onion +$3.00
Nashville Hot Ramen
House Made Chicken Broth, Noodles, Scallions, Egg, Soy Glazed Mushrooms, Roasted Corn & Poblano Pepper, Nashville Hot Chicken
Fish Fry
3 Pieces Hand Breaded Pollock, Fries, Snap Pea & Broccoli Slaw, Tartar Sauce, Lemon
Order Up Some Sides
Smoked Cheddar Mac & Cheese (V)
Snap Pea, Kale, Radish, Broccoli Slaw (V)
Buttermilk Biscuits with Honey Butter (V)
Side Waffle Fries
Side Sweet Potato Waffle Fries
Kids Menu
Must be 12 or Under to order | Sub Sweet Fries & Fluff +$2.00 | Sub Side of Fruit +$3
Hamburger +
Add Cheese +$1
Chicken Tenders
Two Tenders
Mac & Cheese (V)
Grilled Cheese (V)
Dessert
Strawberry Biscuits Shortcake
Two Buttermilk Biscuits, Strawberry Sauce, Fresh Strawberries, Whipped Cream
Funnel Cake Fries
Deep Fried Funnel Cake Fries, Powdered Sugar, Chocolate Ganache & Strawberry Sauce
Chocolate Mousse & Strawberries
Midwest Sad Chocolate Mousse w/ Fresh Strawberries
Sugar Plum Cheesecake
Midwest Sad Plum & Vanilla Bean Cheesecake, Gingerbread Crust, Candied Plums
Champagne Cake
Midwest Sad Vanilla Bean Cake, Champagne Simple Syrup, Vanilla Bean Buttercream, Raspberry Coulis